This Week’s Jokes: Week of 12/10/14

In-N-Out Burger was a surprise entry on this year’s list of the best U.S. companies to work for. “The secret is to ask for your paycheck ‘Animal Style’,” said employees.

NPR made a mixtape of the best songs of 2014. But…keep in mind it’s according to NPR.

NPR made a mixtape of the best songs of 2014. All the hits are on there: the Car Talk theme, the You Bet Your Garden theme, the Prairie Home Companion theme…

Mark Wahlberg is seeking pardon for a violent crime he committed as a teenager. “We’ll hear your case,” said the judge, “but since it’s from a crime you committed as a teenager, we’re going to have to address you as a teenager. State your claim, Marky Mark.”

December 12 was National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day, but if you think someone might be celebrating, treat it like a pregnancy: Don’t ask unless you’re sure.

In his weekly address, the Pope assured humans that pets go to heaven. OK the gay thing was pretty revolutionary, but this one was a children’s movie like 25 years ago. HE’S RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.

In his weekly address, the Pope assured humans that pets go to heaven. Even Kujo?

 

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