Rejected Crayola Color Names

Submitted a bunch of ideas to the Crayola company. They did not appreciate any of them.

1. Padded Wall White

2. Seared Flesh

3. Tan Mom

4. Orange You Glad This Crayon is Purple

5. REJECTED Stamp Red

6. This Is Your Brain On Taupe

7. Elizabeth Taylor’s Harvested Corneas

8. Time of the Month

9. Splooge

10. C-c-c-c-c-cocaine

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