Alison Zeidman is a comedy writer who specializes in writing jokes about things that aren’t funny. In addition to her Emmy-nominated and WGA Award-winning work covering the slow, embarrassing death of American democracy on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, she’s written episodes for Archer on FX and was previously Head Writer and Co-Executive Producer for Adam Ruins Everything. She’s also written multiple drafts of this bio but apparently this was the best she could do.